8/09/2012

AAPL EX-Divvy Day Today--Shut the Fuck Up!


$AAPL Ex-Divvy Day today; Record Date August 13; Payout on August 16....

And it's $2.65 per share per quarter..

So all you baglickers talking shit about playing this dividend run up like degenerate riverboat gamblers, buying then just waiting to dump immediately after the payout, are a bunch of fucktarded asshats of the first order.... its daily trading crack spread is bigger than than the dividend!! You're either in or out; shut the fuck up about how much you think Samsung /Android is better anyways and how owning some big-ass mother fucking 2-handed cel phone makes you so different from the rest of the sheeple...


In other news, the order from Judge Davis sanctioning $AAPL was just issued and ruled for patent troll- Virnetx $VHC's motion and denied Apple's motion. Expect $VHC shorts to be properly executed soon as it's only a matter of days before $AAPL will settle...

Also $VHC reports tomorrow. Big pressure here to beat that monstrous zero sales number....

Good Morning $$


DISCLOSURE: I am long VHC, V, and stupid as fuck amounts of AAPL

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