4/20/2012

Oh Boy! Danni-Dollars!!



Natural gas and coal continue to get clown raped and will be obsolete soon. It's not like anyone needs those kind of dirty old man fuels for anything important like simple creature comforts such as heat or electricity anymore... 

In Alberta, we're all more than happy to pay peak rates that only consist of: Administration fees, Transaction fees, Delivery charges, ATCO Fixed charges, ATCO Variable charges, Transmission Service Chg Riders, Weather Adjustment Rider, and Shortfall Rider fees...

My last monthly natty bill: $145.00; $45.00 for gas (at $2.00 per GJ (market price=$1.90 per million BTUs; 1 BTU= 1.05 GJ)); $100 just for fees and charges...

Thing is, Albertans LOVE this shit with animalistic violence and are we are willing to vote for anyone that will make our healthcare system the same way. AWESOME! That $300 in Danni-Dollars will certainly come in handy now, no?

So long as our home values go up and the banks haven't cancelled our credit cards, do we really give a flying fuck??

Futures green from great earnings calls from $GE $HON and $MCD..

I, for one, am pleased all you fucking vagrants are still satisfying your daily nutritional requirements with McDonald's fine cuisine. 

4/16/2012

Look Here Fuckface..

Let's get a few things straight shall we?

The whole lot of you pole-smokers figure because I am against the Wildrose Party and the PCs, I am some kind of 'lefty Marxist' crusader on a white steed that is here to stand up against the ills of capitalism.. It's always the same here in Alberta; if you're not conservative, you're a fucking socialist... Well.. Hardly.

Yes, I do feel WRP leader Danielle Smith and the PCs' Allison Redford to be exactly akin to a couple of junior high school girls, the cheerleader constantly working the camera versus the tomboy trying to shed boyish jock image; both bickering, spitting on each other's person; willing to put anything in their mouths, verbally and physically, to sway your opinion and vote to be prom queen. I personally really don't think I can handle 5 years of constant catfighting and bullshit popularity contests is the main reason for my objections to their leadership.

And, despite their outrageous proposals to tax the fuck out of everybody, I do find the best spoken political leader to be NDP's Brian Mason and Grit leader Dr. Raj Sherman, despite his Mr. Roboto demeanor, to be the only one with a real plan that may work; and the only one that truly knows and will admit, it takes money to make money...

But like all politicians, irregardless of party and ideology, and how altruistic or good their intentions before they are elected, like our US counterparts to evil bankers and Wall Street magicians, must cede their will to the arcane whims and caprices of Big Oil in Alberta...

I can tell you without hesitation that, once elected, all politicians become greedy dicksucking goat fuckers, the very worst society has to offer, aside from lawyers and insurance agents. They attach themselves onto good men of industry, like leeches, trying to suck them monetarily for all they have and their sole purpose in life is to get their piece of the pie without the slightest regard for the great pains the average Joe has undergone to feed his family and accumulate any wealth he has...

It is not my intention to tell you fuckers not to vote or which way to vote; I am merely a pipefitter who trades stocks, whose sole purpose is to amass vast fortunes and push senior citizens down escalators at the WEM... And while my updates on FB or this fucking blog are for my own entertainment especially when I get to punch critics in the groin with hockey sticks; AND to save my wife the agony of listening to me bitch about stocks and politics while she is trying to watch "Grey's Anatomy", I do only wish to open your minds just a wee bit so that you vagrants can at least ignore the high pressure "sales-type" tactics or noise you hear on Global news or read in the Edmonton Sun and think for yourselves and formulate your own decisions...

It is your RIGHT to show up at the polls BUT, just because your home went up in value because some RE blogger site said so, doesn't necessarily mean two-tiered healthcare is meant for you or your caste.... think about it.

Markets looking to bounce off its worst week in 2012..